|Very Slight Stories | Like short stories, only shorter.||
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
A Street in the Rain
Alison walks down a quiet street in the evening. It's been raining for most of the day. She holds a multi-coloured umbrella, and she remembers an autumn day, standing on a hill in the wind after the rain had cleared, twirling the umbrella around in her hands. This was a few years ago when she was walking in the hills with her sister and her sister's two kids, who were staring at the umbrella as it spun around. They went back to the car and drove to a small restaurant, where she met someone from the accountancy firm where she works. And then on the drive home they stopped for a while on the coast.
The umbrella doesn't know that she's a receptionist for an accountancy firm. The umbrella thinks its owner is a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company. As they walk in the rain, the umbrella tells the streetlight above about how difficult it is to get into the RSC. "There are all sorts of auditions and things you have to go through. Lots of people want to get in there, and then when they fail..."
The streetlight keeps moving slowly away and the umbrella's voice fades, but then another streetlight appears above and the umbrella says, "Oh, there you are. We're probably on our way to a play right now. I think it's Othello..."
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They Met a Bear
They stopped in a small seaside town and they went for a walk. They met a bear.
This is one version of the story. In another version, they met a sailor, and in this one they ended up being held at gunpoint on a speedboat and becoming unwilling participants in a diamond robbery while disguised as a cow, and sharing in the proceeds of that crime.
So when they tell the story they just say, "We met a bear. He waved at us."
The Story of the Fortune Teller and the Alarm Clock
A fortune teller threw an alarm clock at me. This story is deliberately lacking in details to mock the predictions of the fortune teller. Although she was right when she said she'd throw an alarm clock at me.
One. Two. Three, the study. Four, a candle stick. Five. Six...
Seven is missing, presumed dead. One has taken up the case, and two is helping him in his investigations. They both suspect six. Seven was last seen next to six in the garden.
But seven isn't really dead. He's consumed half a bottle of whiskey and he's currently in the orchard, talking to a rabbit. "One of us is as boring as a gate post," he says, "and it's not..." He stops to count on his fingers. "No, actually it is me."
Eight nine ten.
Debbie and his dog
Debbie was sick of people mistaking her for a man.
"Is your dog my parole officer?"
She was sick of people asking her that too.
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