In the fridge, a beer bottle says to a bottle of milk, "Y' know, you have beautiful eyes."
   "Where?" the milk says.
   The beer thinks for a while and says, "They're in the freezer compartment."
   The milk is intrigued by this idea. She had always just accepted that she didn't have eyes. She had never considered the possibility that they might be in the freezer, but now that she thinks about it, it does make sense. But how will she get to the freezer compartment?
   Conrad and Sophie meet in the afternoon. A cigar and a drink in her father's car, a Jaguar. A drive along the coast, listening to the songs on the radio. She wears dark sunglasses and a white scarf. A walk beneath the setting sun, tip-toeing into a silent house, a 'shh' and a laugh. And shhh, he gets the impression that there's a cat burglar just behind his back.
   The lights come on, two 'who are you's and minutes later, Conrad and Sophie are drinking and laughing with the cat burglar who tried to steal his toes. He goes to the fridge to get some more beer.
   No, there's no obvious way of getting to the freezer compartment. The milk wonders if her eyes have ever tried to get into the fridge.