April and her brother Billy went out to the garden to eat their ice creams. They watched a Bing Crosby impersonator, who had his head stuck in an armchair. They had no idea who Bing Crosby was, so they thought the armchair was part of his act.
   The man in the armchair called out for help, but his voice was muffled. "I heard this song before," Billy said.
   There was a chat show on TV where two women from a girlband were being interviewed by a man with a spider on his face. He asked questions about their latest tour and how they got together, but his guests always hesitated before answering because they wondered if they were being asked by the man or the spider. The host didn't know there was a spider on his face.
   At the end of the interview he said, "It's time now for our first musical guest. Would you welcome please, Mr. Bing Crosby."
   The audience applauded, and then there was silence. The man with his head stuck in the armchair seemed to have accepted his fate. After a minute he said, "Hello?" There was a faint trace of desperation in his voice, and then there was silence again.
   Spider: I know this is going to sound stupid, but I thought I was on a suitcase.